Soon it will all be mine... Well, some of it, maybe.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Quick note before bed...
Nick has made the comment that my life is incestuous in that my clients are often my friends and the places I hang out are businesses that I have contracts with.

Further proving his point, we're also doing the POS for Rickshaw (one of my new favorite spots in Beijing). I've mentioned COX before - Rickshaw is owned and operated by the same people.

So, they specialize in very authentic Buffalo wings, which makes the irony even deeper for me. I actually killed off some homesickness today with some of their wings with celery and blue cheese. I did this while working on a POS for Q Bar (down the street) and while Trevor was talking POS business with the manager.

Somehow, life manages to stay fresh. I'm so much more comfortable with this than I would be with a desk job in which I'm doing the same thing every day. What?

Yeah. Nick has a point.

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Whoa, this thing is dusty.

So, yeah. It's been some obnoxious amount of time since I've posted anything. What happened to Kenn World? What happened to Beijing Adventures?

Well, the long-enough answer is ARD and Q Bar.

ARD is, if you're not familiar, a (or rather, THE) German broadcaster. We updated their bigger-than-I-realized office (read: laid a bunch of cables, designed some new port thingies and installed some hardware) in preparation for the 2008 Olympic coverage and all of the new employees it will bring.

Q Bar, if you're not familiar, is the bar that I've spent the most time at. Ironically, the project we did for them (a custom point-of-sale system), has kept me almost completely away from them (read: I've been there three times for relaxtion since starting the project, once on business).

The ARD project is mostly done, and so is the POS.

Hmm. It feels good to be blogging. This is the first time since February that I've not felt guilty for not working.

Maybe I can even get Jim Boyce to start reading again.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007
Beijing Adventures: Scooter Repair and Chocolate Decadence
I frequently feel in Beijing that I’m living in two very disparate places. Admittedly, I foster that feeling, but the city itself is mostly responsible for this. Interspersed within the high-rises and multi-million dollar office towers are pockets of old Beijing. Decaying, single-floored brick buildings that may be twenty, fifty, or a hundred years old huddle in the shadows of these young giants. Age and continued use frequently give them more character than the buildings that surround and dwarf them.

Somewhat out of necessity, but also out of curiosity, I find myself drawn to both the old and the new Beijing, the daily life in the hutongs and the swank events around the city. Most often, it’s obvious I don’t fit in. In the back alleys, not only am I a foreigner, but relatively filthy rich. At high-class events around the city, my middle-class background shows through. I don’t like champagne. I hold my wine glass incorrectly. I’m oblivious to the fact that I just casually chatted with some celebrity. I don’t truly fit in anywhere because I’m a middle-class outsider, and there’s no true middle class here.

Old Beijing

Yesterday, I took my scooter for repairs at a garage sandwiched between a widening street and train tracks in the fast-growing Bai zi wan area. Its continued existence in that neighborhood is probably a side-effect of the fact that the narrow strip of land it’s on isn’t developable.

As I entered, hesitantly, I saw a taxi cab having its tires replaced, or maybe rotated, on the left. On the right, motorcycles, scooters, and motorized bicycles haphazardly queued up for repairs. People meandered about or welded something to something else, or looked on as someone else made repairs. Many of them wore grease-stained clothes and had fresh grease on their hands. I had no idea who to talk to. Everyone I saw was potentially a customer or a mechanic.

The ground was uneven, sloping at strange angles to itself, and covered in a few layers of grime. The rear wall of the garage was a squat, brick building that housed a tiny convenience store and what appeared to be the storehouse for the repair shop; shelves full of spare parts, possibly second hand, mostly covered in dust. The garage itself was an awning held aloft by a line of trees and steel tubes welded together in a skeleton. The steel tube is in the very center was too short, and so was propped up by two bricks. A scooter, much smaller than mine, sat in a corner and appeared to have been sitting there for an eternity. The front half of it was held to the back half with a misshapen board with a nut/bolt set through each corner.

The boss stepped out of the store room and greeted me. He was not at all grease-covered, and looked incredibly like an aged Zhou Enlai (on the left in the photo). He had his posture, his eyebrows, and smile. He had his hat, and a matching coat. His mannerisms were as I’ve always imagined Zhou’s mannerisms to have been. I don't think that the original Zhou Enlai had gold teeth, but this one did. As far as I can tell, besides the grill, he had no other bling.

Zhou Enlai asked me to show him what was wrong with my bike. I did. He got a fifteen year old boy to start working on it.

A drunken man pulled up on his motor-trike. He had a big furry hat that stereotypes of Russians wear in Siberia. A cloud of alcohol scent surrounded him. He asked where I was from, then insisted on speaking Russian to me. I, and the others, repeatedly told him that I couldn’t understand Russian, let alone his drunken Mandarin. He wanted his biked fixed before they fixed mine. I don’t know if it was out of politeness to me, or in the interested of keeping this wildly drunk guy off of the road for a while, but they refused and continued working on mine.

The drunk starting making me uncomfortable when he mimed rubbing his oily hands on my coat. Fortunately, a young Deng Xiaoping came to my rescue. He was, I figured out after a while, a customer, and didn’t work with Zhou Enlai at all. Deng talked to me at great length, and made me feel as though my Mandarin ability was novice at best. I’m not even clear exactly what the subject was. He enjoyed the conversation, though.

After two hours of watching the15-year-old try to repair my bike, it was clear that the repairs would be done any time soon. I asked if I could come back tomorrow. The boy said “Sure,” with what was obviously a sigh of relief. I think I was getting special treatment as the foreign guest, and the boy thought he had to rush to get the work done.

“We’ll be open at 8am tomorrow,” he said.

“I have something to do in the morning,” I lied, “I’ll be by in the afternoon. Maybe about this time.”

New Beijing


An hour later, I was on my way to the Chocojing party. I didn't know what they were, but the invite intrigued me, so I went. The event was held at a place called Luna, or Luce. It's hard to tell. I found the address in That's Beijing under the name Luna, but the sign on the door said "Luce." I have my suspicions that Luce is the restaurant part, and Luna is the lounge part.

Anyhow, it was everything that these swank, in-a-traditional-house-in-a-hutong- but-redecorated-with-a-lot-of-funiture-that-might-be-european places are supposed to be. Subdued lighting, mostly white patrons, and music that is supposed to be cool partially because no one can name the artists. Having said, that, it was quite enjoyable and some of the chocolate fabulous. The entrance fee was a fair 50 kuai, which included the chocolate and chocolate martinis. Well worth the cost.

There was an AmCham dinner going on at the same time, and many of the AmCham people overflowed into the Chocojing thing. Some of the AmCham people were wearing shoes that cost much much more than my scooter, and I can't help but wonder if they'd ever set foot in a place like the repair shop I was in just hours ago.

I mingled, met some interesting people, had a great time. I met people, both foreign and Chinese, who have spent more money on airfare than some of the people I met at the repair shop will make in their entire lifetime. I made the mistake of notice only the chocolate part of the chocolate martinis, and missed the martini part until it was too late.

The host of Chocojing, a few of the guests, and I continued on to two other parties. We left the first rather quickly. It was held at Bed, and the atmosphere was, well... incongruous with our mood. One of our friends remarked that it 'felt like we're supposed to sprawl out on the couch and smoke weed.' The party immediately after that was a beach party held in someone's apartment. There were quite a few guests, including a smidgen of guys in shorts and Hawaiian shirts and a girl in a bikini. Most of the guests seemed unwilling to wear less than their Beijing winter attire. I'm still not certain who the host of that party was, but thank you for (and sorry about) the half-bottle of gin.

We moved on to a bar or two after the parties. Eventually, I ended up at The Saddle, where I ran into someone from the Chocojing party. Though the details never entered my long term memory, thank you for the conversation.

Real Beijing

This afternoon, hangover in retreat, I returned to the repair shop. It was as if the whole place was on pause while I was gone. The 15-year-old still had my bike in various pieces scattered about. He was frantically unscrewing bolts and stripping wires, and insisting that the turn signals never worked in the first place. It was another hour and a half before my bike was ready to go.

After all that work, the repairs we 5 kuai less than the small burrito I ate at The Saddle. 30 kuai for both the parts and labor. I cannot imagine how they can run that shop when that much work amounts to 30 kuai.

They wished me a happy Spring Festival, and I drove away. I got as far as the street when the engine died. After another half hour of repairs, they'd asked if I had anything important to do and whether I was in a hurry. I told them I'd leave the bike with them another night, and come back tomorrow afternoon.

A lot of foreigners in Beijing can be overheard expressing their anger over how quickly the 'old' Beijing is being destroyed. Of course, most of these people live in the high-rises that they hate so much. Some of them live in modernized, converted siheyuan, but none of them live in the 'old' Beijing that is being unceremoniously replaced.

Don't get me wrong, I miss it, too. I remember when Beijing was a few skyscrapers surrounded by millions of small apartment complexes and traditional buildings. Now it's hundreds of skyscrapers, thousands of apartment complexes and pockets of traditional housing.

What I mean to question is this: has this ever happened in Beijing's past? Has the general feeling ever been "these newcomers are ruining our city with all this newfangled crap?" It's not as if Beijing has never seen upheaval and change before.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
COX
I am both grateful and disappointed to admit that someone has finally made authentic Buffalo wings commercially available in Beijing.

Grateful, because it's nice to have something to snack on late at night (though not terribly good for my diet. I just had five wings on my way home tonight). Disappointed because I wasn't the first to get to it.

It never bothered me that some places offered "spicy chicken wings." Nobody has ever gotten it right. When you make good, authentic Buffalo wings, people like them. Now, if it were my bar, I'd include the celery and carrot sticks for free (especially in China, where vegetables cost less than water), but, we can't be perfect.

So, for those of you who don't know, COX is the name of the place that serves the wings. They're connected (not physically, but ownershipwise) to The Saddle. COX is a hellishly goofy name, but their wings get my approval. They need to work on the Qingdao. It's so bad that I wouldn't finish a nice cold bottle of it despite my burning mouth.

As an aside, I just did a Google search for "Cox Beijing," and got Jim Boyce's site as the first result. I love the internet.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007
Clarity
When I've had this much to drink, I have a bizarre clarity and blurriness at the same time.

I see street lights that I've passed hundreds of times yet never knew existed. I hear every note that the cab driver sings to himself.

Yet the scenery flies by too quickly and too slowly at the same time. I feel the speed bumps long after we've passed over them. I perceive cars long after they pass in front of the car I'm in. I really shouldn't be driving.

Many people around me know I become very open when I drink, that I say everything I think, regardless of appropriateness, etc. What I also do is open up to myself, and I see exactly what it is I'm feeling. It's as if my inhibitions stop me from feeling.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006
Only the Beverages Have Changed
It snowed in Beijing today. Snow itself is a rare enough occurrence here, but the fact that the snow has blanketed the sidewalks, the foliage, the parked cars, and the dust underneath is ultra-rare and quite welcome in my book.

Sure, it's welcome because I prefer moisture in the air. Sure, it's welcome because it's pretty. But the real reason is that the first snow of the season to stick to the ground always reminds me of my childhood. Snow always meant fun. You could build stuff out of it. Huge things. Snowmen taller than yourself. It was like having way more playdough than you needed, save for the fact that it was really cold.

At it's most fun, snow caused school cancellations, and even when it didn't, I at least knew I'd have Christmas vacation. Back then vacation lasted forever. Now two weeks go by without warning. I'm still recovering from the previous weekend, and suddenly I notice that it's Saturday morning again.

So, I see the snow, I feel younger. I forget my concerns for a time, and just enjoy the fact that the world is doing something kind of strange. Tiny, unique crystals of water slowly fall out of the sky. Normally, I'd feel bad destroying a beautiful, unique thing like that, but they keep falling out of the sky endlessly, every winter. Why not make a ball out of it and throw it at your sister? There'll be millions more in the next few minutes.

When I was younger, I was frequently told some iteration of the phrase "you're wise beyond your years." It's a cliche and whatever, but I have to admit that I really enjoyed hearing it. Even as late as my early twenties a girl said to me, "You sound like you've had a lot of experience, like you're 30 or something."

Heh. I'd better start working on that having a lot of experience thing. I've less than a year left.

Somewhere along the lines... I don't know exactly when, I stopped hearing that "wise beyond my years" stuff. After a time, I started hearing something very different, about needing to grow up.
At almost 30, I have trouble getting myself to go to bed. It's not insomnia. I just don't like going to bed. Sleeping isn't any fun. I like drawing cartoons. I like playing networked games, board games and card games. I like hanging out with friends and meeting new people. I basically like all of the things I did when I was 15. Only the beverages have changed. I occasionally wonder if I'm going to regret the fact that I'm not a conventional grown-up.

Writing all this down has helped me clear my thoughts a bit, and I've decided that it would be a sad thing if the snow didn't make me feel as pointlessly happy as it does. Sure, I'm not a conventional grown-up, but who needs convention? I've found a way to support myself while living the life I want to live.

I don't believe many people can say that about themselves.

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